originally published in The Elizabethian August 21, 2015 Let’s face it, guys. Summer is almost over, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to get that beach bod. If you’re going to go outside, you want to look good! …

originally published in the Elizabethian July 29, 2015 Windows 10 is available for free download on July 29th for Windows 7 and Windows 8 owners. It will be the first version of Windows where you will no longer have the option of downloading updates to your operating system, as they…

originally published in the Elizabethian May 13, 2015 When I saw this book at my local library, I immediately knew I was going to love it. The VHS tape cover art combined with the title’s reference to the seminal film “The Last Days of Disco” kicked my nostalgia senses into…

originally from the Elizabethian April 2nd, 2015 If you are reading this, then there are probably things you want and have been unable to get for some very good reasons. One of those reasons might be that getting things requires effort, sometimes a lot of effort. Sometimes the strain of…

originally published in the Elizabethian February 20th, 2015 I recently filed for bankruptcy and I had a great time! I laughed, I cried, I answered some questions. I paid $1800. I may or may not have lied under oath. But, in the end, I learned a few things…

originally published in the Elizabethian February 2nd, 2015 Now that the #SuperBowl is over, we can get back to thinking about the most important thing in our lives — our children. Think about it. All throughout the night, the Superbowl sponsors were bombarding viewers with reminders of the power of…

originally published June 8, 2015 The following is a transcript of a Facebook conversation between David Pogge, writer for erbmagazine.com, and I: Joshua Dudley: Have you looked at google photos yet? it is what everyone has always wanted David Pogge I honestly don’t even know what that is. Joshua Dudley …

originally published June 22, 2015 As I look back on my life, it is with great sadness that I must announce: I will no longer be there to share it with any of you. No more shall I be available to eat anything for small amounts of money as I…

This story was first published on the now-defunct website The Elizabethian.com on July 2nd, 2015. The Title was called: “A Hard Movie To Describe”: An Interview with Scott Bateman I first met Scott Bateman a few years ago after a comedy show called Lasers in the Jungle in the back room of a Manhattan gem called Luca Lounge. The show…